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Melbourne Cup

Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.

What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!

Melbourne Cup

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.

Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.

Melbourne Cup

Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.

The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.

Last time I was in Sydney I was invited into the toilets for a Melbourne Cup.

Melbourne Cup

When a person smuggles Ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.

"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"

"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"

Melbourne Cup

Makybe Diva was 9/1.

$300 000 Bet = $2 400 000 - Outlay