A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?
2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.
3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.
My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.
Another term for microwave a melon
Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.
In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.
An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination
Niki: Wow, Adam thought he saw me at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Abigail: What a melon ball!
Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise
Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.