A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lot. A shit-load of something.
I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.
In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.
This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.
Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.
I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee