Country Dictionary

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Mexican Shower

When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).

Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.

by DOSUno November 22, 2009

Mexican Shower

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.

I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.

by achristianrabbi December 08, 2007

Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.

Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower

by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009

Mexican Shower

A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.

I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead. I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.

by PattyBadFingers September 30, 2009

Mexican Shower

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.

Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!

by J-Grabs September 22, 2006

Mexican Shower

Running sink water through your hair, often leaving it undryed.

Connor: Carson go take a shower *Carson comes back after taking Mexican Shower* Connor: Dude, all you did was put water in you're hair Carson: It looks good and it's clean Connor: No it's not, it makes everyone hate you

by D3Football December 30, 2013

Mexican Shower

When a person, usually male, bathes heavily in cologne and body spray to make up for bad odor due to lack of proper hygiene. Most commonly done by people of Mexican, or Puerto Rican descent.

"I can smell Ricardo's cologne from here" "He took a mexican shower before we came to Taco Bell..."

by The guy who has to sit by you October 25, 2011