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Mexican jumping bean

When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean

Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down. Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean

by MajinVegeta May 26, 2013

mexican jumping bean

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border. 2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean! Look its a Mexican jumping bean. Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

by Wike Schafran September 28, 2007

Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 27, 2009

Mexican jumping beans

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those? Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans Guy 1: EPIC!

by Jzell September 15, 2010

Mexican Jumping Beans

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco. Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

by baller393 November 04, 2011

mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

by poo91 March 24, 2009

mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

by coolmaster4321 March 22, 2004