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A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.
Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.
A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen. Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep" "Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.
i just michael knowles in my trousers