A fork of Rural Dictionary
Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket
"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"
Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.
Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears. Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit. "Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II
To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.
Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?
The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.
Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.
To fix a broken cigarette by emptying out the tobacco from the half of the cigarette with the filter and stuffing the other half into it. Only works if the cigarette is broken near the filter.
"Dude I'm low on cigs, don't look down on me cause I need to Mickey Mouse this broken one."
Repairied in an unsuitable fashion. Duct taped together or jury rigged.
1st Dude: Can you fix my bike? 2nd Dude: Sure. 2nd Dude: Here, I'm done. 1st Dude: Dude you mickey moused it! 2nd Dude: Your welcome
When a black girl puts her naked tits on top of a white mans head! #joeparker
Shaquita Mickey moused the fuck out of the top if my head!