A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night. Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey. I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused. He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage. The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.
Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.
EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers! Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring
Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.
Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?
A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"
Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭
Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket
"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"
Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.
Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears. Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit. "Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II