A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade? Chick: Oh yes I do. Mike: Okay here I'll give you some. *Mike then blasts her in the face*
A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.
Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight? Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...