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mike smith

somebody with nerve problems

Mike Smith has some really bad nerve problems

by user746_69 November 22, 2022

Mike Smith

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.

Mike Smith is an asshole

by PaulBlartUpYours October 10, 2019

Mike Smith

Former Guitarist for Limp Bizkit. Left and the original guitarist Wes Borland came back. Mike Smith is currently in a band called "Tommyhate".

Mike Smith is an ok guitarist, but Wes is much better

by theOne5590 February 25, 2005

Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 17, 2008

Mike Smith

Coolest dude you’ll ever meet and the greatest friend anyone could ask for. Professional karaoke singer who loves to plays darts and horse shoe. Count yourself lucky if you encounter a Mike Smith. Not to be confused with Mike Smith.

Mike Smith killed a shark with a tiger tooth .

by Parrotmeat May 14, 2021

Mike Smith

Loser with a hairy ass and nice titties. and dirty sheets.... he has a small penis so girls beware!!!!

Mike Smith goes to Hopkins.... "Would you like to get with Mike Smith?" "No I'd rather get with Paul/" "NO Man hes got a small penis too!"

by arghy marghy September 22, 2008

Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023