Country Dictionary

The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.

“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day”

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”

A cute person that deserves everything.

Exm:Asian goddess,angel etc.

"Did you see that girl at the Tiest Rave?"
"yea she was such a ming ling"

All she want to do is eat da dumpling and copy your homework

Oh my god my god, she’s such a Ming Ling!

An ugly person..see minger and ming
Normally a girl, a bit of a slapper or tart

Did you see Georgie last night at the party? What a ming a ling!

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.

Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

Stuff unasian people say to try to act asian

Mike: Yo Jin ching ling ming
Jin: Go fuck yourself

Ur mom

X: hey bro ur mom texted you
Y: what did she say?
X: a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling
Y: yeah right, gimme that
*sees text*
Y: wtf