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Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line. 2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.

That guy is such a Minute Maid.

by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018

Minute Maid

A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.

"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes

by volttacke990 December 02, 2019

minute maid

A very expensive prostitute, so called because they charge by the minute.

That girl be a minute maid-- you know how much she makes an hour?

by kiko man September 07, 2009

Minute maid

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship

"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia "Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor

by O'Connor my G February 19, 2018

minute maid

A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.

Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.

by Bill Evans Comp Sci Teacher April 24, 2011

minute maid

Minute Maid is a term used to express displeasement, especially in terms of people; interchangable with terms like frontin. It can also be used as an adjective, interchangeable with beat or "that sucks".

That nigga be minute maidin' dawg; or that shit be minute made.

by Darnell Glover March 11, 2005

Minute Maid Lemonade

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.

Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade

by Festivals May 27, 2021