A fork of Rural Dictionary
Men or women that contradict themselves via words/action when they are interested in a woman/man and are simply doing it in order to 'test' them as to how far, and how much they will persue. Mind games!
Jeff: I like you a lot, I want us to be together. Julie: Um, sorry Jeff... I don't like you like that. Jeff: WTF bitch!! But you kissed me and sucked my dick?! You're sending mixed signals! Julie: *blank stare*
When your husbands friends list is full of trannies
Sarah: Honey are you straight? Michael: Of course I am baby, I married you didn't I? Sarah: So why is your friends list full of trannies? you're sending mixed signals!
Morgan: hi I like u and think we could work what do u think Mollie: no sorry I like how we are now 2 days later: Mollie: I like u but don't want a relationship rn Morgan: ffs
Mollie likes Morgan but don't want a relationship currently sorry if this gives u mixed signals
Diction, syntax and/or body language cues not following normal trends of the societal structure of dating and/or flirting. Hope. (see as follows):
ChrisAllen- "Do you want to be exclusive? Do you want to be boyfriend and girlfriend?" Hope- "I really don't want to say 'no' you know what i mean? I think we make quite an interesting match." ChrisAllen- "...If you look up the word Mixed-Signal in the dictionary, it says 'Hope'."
Traffic-control devices dat light up all weird --- i.e., randomly flash and/or have several conflicting colors/symbols invalidly illuminate at once --- may be malfunctioning thus because da people operating/maintaining said contraptions have "had a few too many" in da way of screwdrivers and highballs.
A bartender can be equally confused/frustrated as a bewildered motorist at a malfunctioning traffic-light if a patron at his pub sends mixed signals --- i.e., voices conflicting instructions on how he wants his drink prepared --- as well.
Refers to da random bu**s**t blinker-operations dat you brainlessly display to hapless fellow motorists after your having partaken of one or more "tall and strong" bartender-blended drinks in Margaritaville.
Sending mixed signals during turns or lane-changes may not actually indicate dat your car is low on blinker-fluid; instead, it may show dat YOU YOURSELF are "over-filled" with some OTHER type of "fluid! :P