A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only girl you will ever need. A sweet, caring, and generous person will always be a support to you. A girl you can take home to mama. A girl with a sense of style. A girl with an amazing sense of humor.
Man: Man, I need me a girl that’ll always be down for me. Man 2: Sounds like that you need a Mondesi.
Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.
Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.