A fork of Rural Dictionary
disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.
dude1:you kissed her?! BF: so what? dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy dude2:you are so screwed. BF:crap.
a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck ass, -boot ass, and -face ass, etc.
Boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head ass.!!! BOY.!!!