Country Dictionary

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in: "If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny." "What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm. 2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

Someone who thinks that Monster Munch are real crisps

Those aren't crisps they are corn snacks you monster munch moron

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking? Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me. Clark: You're eating again? Ford: He demands it.