A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang
Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today. Jusdog - OK.
Noun Common in all men. When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all
I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !
Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
Yo pack me a morning glory bro!
To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
Man waking up with a mysterious erection.
When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.