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Morten Hegstad

A norwegian term used to describe a person who is weak. A "Morten Hegstad" usually looks like a stick and can't lift more weights than 2kg. The term can also mean small penis.

"Look at that guy over there. He is so skinny and have a tiny penis"
"Yeah, he's a Morten Hegstad

by Nordli September 03, 2021