A fork of Rural Dictionary
(1) noun. A drink, composed of a jigger of vodka along with equal parts ginger beer and lime juice.
(2) noun. Two guys, a futon, and a prime number of women greater than or equal to 3.
"Do you ladies want the moscow mule?"
A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.
Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.
An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.
She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.