A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!" Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."