A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
Mountain biking has knackered my knees but I feel so much better for it
Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.
Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!
making love to the earth through the use of a bike
mountain biking is what I do all day.
the best damn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.
i flippen love mountain biking!!!
the best sport ever, there are many different forms which include Dirt jumping, which is a bike a with a straight frame that jumps of large mounds of dirt, Cross Country (XC) which is a light full suspension bike which is meant for travelling long distances, and a Downhill bike (DH) which is a very heavy bike with thick tires and big front forks meant to go down mountains and so large drops
Jon:what kind of mountain bike should i get? Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.
Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.
Yo, bro, let's bomb these trails and blaze some trees! Hell yeah, mountain biking!