A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.
Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."
The shittiest teacher at Vincennes University. He is a not nice person and lets girls leave the classroom whenever they want.
"Hey brandy, would you like to leave today" said Mr. Bland