A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.
I love Mr potato head
A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.
John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job. Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife
Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex
When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis." "It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
The latest victim of cancel culture
Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head! Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED Little Kid: *Cries*
Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.
The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag
An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him. Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head