A fork of Rural Dictionary
Peter Parker's landlord in the OG Spider-Man Trilogy. Played by the great Elya Baskin. A retired Kraven the Hunter who now hunts rent instead of humans. He is Peter's father-figure and even goes as far as to offer him an orange after a dispute. Also goes by "Lord Of The Rent."
Example 1: Person A: "Damn, man, my landlord isn't leaving me alone. He burst into my room at 1:00 AM while I was having sex and asked for rent." Person B: Seems like you've got a Mr. Ditkovich on your hands, you pay rent or buy him pizza sometime or else you'll be in big trouble. Example 2: Mr. Ditkovich: REEEEENNNNNNNTTTTT?! Peter Parker: Hi Mr. Ditkovich Mr. Ditkovich: Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?