A fork of Rural Dictionary
We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That
Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag Do-do-do-do-douche bag You're a douche bag, do-douche bag Do-do-do-do-douche bag Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive? You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses. Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once Because you went on to brag about it for months and months. Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing. Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age, Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game." Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that? You're a douche bag, do-douche bag Do-do-do-do-douche bag You're a douche bag, do-douche bag Do-do-do-do-douche bag Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth Or boast about high school rugby "And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?
A Song by Your Favorite Martian.
"Dear Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that, you are a DUMBASS! Why cant you see that?"
A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag. It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a- *turns into mr. douchebag* Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside
Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag? Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!