Country Dictionary

The God of Quick Writes.

Mr. P tells sean to sit down.

Short for Mr. Pumpkin Cat, the internet-famous and loveable Scottish fold cat, famous for his antics, and being adorable.

Don’t you love Mr. P? He’s so adorable and cracks me up constantly.

God of quick writes

Mr. P i need a quick write

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey? Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect. Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

A mr p is a man what will steal your girl, lock you in a cupboard while he fuck your woman. He also drives very slowly in the school zone from 8-9 and 3-4

“Hey have you heard of John” “Yeah I heard he’s a right old A Mr P”

A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.

Hey, is that Mr. p? Yea, that dude changed my life.

A word to describe a guy who is an absoulte legend.

1, Dan is Mr P, he is awesome!!