A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.) adj. To be a Mrs. Jones; A woman who has an affair with a man while she is in a relationship. See adultery 2.) adj. a describing word for one who cheats in a game. 3.) noun. A song by the title "Me and Mrs. Jones" was recorded by billy paul in 1972. The song is often refered to as Mrs. Jones.
You know she has a boyfriend, but she's my Mrs. Jones.
A choir teacher who is similar to the Dulingo bird, always making sure you turn in your part check it weekly reflection.
Kid: Hi Mr. Jones Mr. Jones: You didn’t turn in your Part Check/Reflection, prepare to die
A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.
Do you, Mr Jones Now you see this one-eyed midget Shouting the word "NOW" And you say, "For what reason?" And he says, "How?" And you say, "What does this mean?" And he screams back, "You're a cow Give me some milk Or else go home" Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones
A girl you cheat with.Such as in the song.
"A man i got this one mrs jones around the corner."
Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me." -Counting Crows, August And Everything After
A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys Mr Jones loves kiddies
Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.
mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house