A fork of Rural Dictionary
The crap new name of mountain dew. Everything about the old logo is better.
"Why the fuck did they change the name to mtn dew?"
Mountain Dew's shitty way of 'revolutionizing' what they call a drink.
Yo... Marty go get the m-t-... wait I mean mtn dew, oh shit I MEAN THE MOUNTAIN DEW.
The most wonderful, anti-black, boner to the moon, craziest, whitest drink ever. It makes black men cry the there moms in the field and makes white man rule with other worldy power. It is the grape drank of white people. Its what rednecks buy when they cant afford beer. Its what your baby drank in the whome. IT IS GOD.
MTN DEW IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY
Something junior (mtndewguy100) used to drink all the time back in the late 2000s (2009-2010) Possibly linked to his iconic username of “Mtndewguy100” In fact, junior made a “mtn dew code red” commercial featuring his kitty cat “Friggy” (winy) back in the early days Though, junior does NOT drink mtn dew at all anymore, or code red, he also abstains from soda or sugared drinks in general and for good reason
Mtn dew code red is the OG drink of junior aka “mtndewguy100” ironically he doesn’t drink it EVER Mtn dew code red > regular mtn dew Nuff said Also You can’t say that mtn dew code red isn’t a tasty drink, just saying
Legal drugs, accessible by anyone. (Beverage sold exclusively at Taco Bell)
"Welcome to Taco Bell, what would you like to order?" "5 extra large Mtn Dew Baja Blast." "Sorry, we are sold out."