A fork of Rural Dictionary
To perform and receive the highly pleasurable act of anal fisting.
Roger's girlfriend loved to get her freak on. She loved getting Mud Gloved.
When a partner takes a warm creamy shit in his/her hand and proceeds to give you a Good Ol Fashioned with that steamy fudge dragon coating their hand like a glove.
-Last night Bertha Jenkins was so frisky she gave me a extra gooey mud glove. -For real? A Mud Glove? How was it? -Dude it was warm and creamy just like I like it!!!
Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?” Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”