A fork of Rural Dictionary
A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd
My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.
Extremely large African female with attitude.
Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.
An unattractive woman.
I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.
n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans
That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.
girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?
A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest