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Muddy Pink Jammer

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”

by Slappdat May 28, 2018

Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 07, 2016