A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.
"Do you wanna do a Muddy Puddle tonight babe".
Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle
An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad." "He's gonna get a muddy puddle."
When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.
When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle? Joe: yeah man John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
To stomp shit down a shower drain
I just done a muddy puddle in the shower
To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet. Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?