A fork of Rural Dictionary
sexual god who has unlimited powers
Damn, your such a fuckin mullane.
–verb (used without object) 1. to gracefully cancel an obligation last minute.
1. As excited as I am to see you tonite, sadly I need to mullane.
An overweight and lazy compulsive masturbator with little or no intellectual ability and lacking the communicative skills of normal new-borns. Often seen with spiders/caps on their heads.
Danny: Mullan's a right Hun, isn't he? Dave: Yes he is. Jaymee: I agree. Red Ranger: Definitely is. Paddy: Affirmative Gut: I'm overweight too...
Pubic hair of a female growing inside the of cliterous.
Example 1: Joe: Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Luke: Yeah, I did, but i went down on her and she had a nasty mullan!!! Joe: Thats fucking nast!!