A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee Your dick: got the HIV My dick: like an M16 Your dick: broken vending machine My dick: sick and dangerous Your dick: quick and painless
When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone. The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.
Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?" Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"