Country Dictionary

The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you

Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass

1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”

“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”

The rude way of saying that you dont care

A: Im so sleepy bro
B: My ass that youre sleepy
A: :/

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world

Look at my ass

My ass is fat cause I'm a fat ass

Friend: your a fatass. My ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!