A fork of Rural Dictionary
“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem.
Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”
When my lyounger sister asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail because tomorrow is his birthday I replied “Sorry sis, not my table”.
Flipping a person over and fucking them to the ground
Flip my table: Table being flipped and sex.
The act of getting things done by providing adequately.
Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.
Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.
to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.
"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up