A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.
to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.
someone dropped a fat deuce in my restroom the other day. It must have been the mystery pooper!
When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.