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Mystery meat

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.

What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.

by thesanitycruzer July 16, 2012

Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

by I love my ego April 05, 2022

Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

by Walther Darre March 06, 2010

mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc

I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.

by Light Joker September 03, 2005

mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

mystery meat

1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.

2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.

1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.

2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.

by Lil' Grimmy May 23, 2006