Country Dictionary

Massachusetts has it's Massholes but the Great Lake State has no such pejorative. Until now. An asshole from Michigan, anywhere really, can and should be called a Nugent. Nuge works too if you are in a hurry.

Stop doing Jaeger shots, dude. They turn you into a Nugent - a total asshole - and people hate you for it.

1.Verb. To defecate in ones pants in order to avoid responsibility.
2.noun. The deposit of fecal matter left in a garment as a result of defecation to avoid responsibility.

1. He decided to nugent rather than attending the funeral.
2. The dry cleaners refused service because of the nugent found in the customers clothing.

The loss of bowel and bladder control out of fear of impending danger. Many small animals nugent themselves when caught by a predator as an escape mechanism. The evolutionary benefit of nugenting is that it is thought that prey animals are less appealing when covered with their own fecal matter and urine and will be dropped or otherwise left alone.

Dude, did you see that squirrel get caught by Ted's cat? He didn't die though, he nugented and escaped.

The ability to pound a 30 by yourself...with no help at all.

I pulled a Nugent last night and ended up in the Emergency Room

General retard at life. Expresses hate towards pigeons and ethnicities other than Caucasian. Often heard talking bullshit that no one wants to hear.

Yeah he's a Josh Nugent.

A beautiful, faithful maiden who has amazing discernment when picking a good man.

Wow that girl has such great taste in men, looks like she pulled a Nugent!

Nugent ; verb: To crap in one’s pants because you are so full of shit it just seeps out of your ass.

While being interviewed by Foxs News I did a Nugent in my pants!