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nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out - the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today? M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

by pax cicero March 24, 2005

nuts in a vice

the new age metal hardcore rock crap,i refer to nuts in a vice by the annoying screaming idiotic sound coming from the singers mouth.ALSO SEE (1 TURN TIGHTER)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!!MRAHHHHHH!!!! SIMILAR TO THE SOUND U MAKE WEN U HAVE YOUR NUTS IN A VICE

by Mac Money August 08, 2005

nuts in a vice

When sexual activity is interrupted resulting in tightness of the ballsack; prolonged over-exersion of the testes; blueballs.

(1) Karl: I was banging Jessica this afternoon, her parents came home and now i have this pain in my balls! Danny: Sounds like you got yo' nuts in a vice. (2) Hey baby, I'd love to give you some more sugar, but my nuts are in a vice!

by G-Labe April 04, 2008