A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.
Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison
Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.
Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!
A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.
Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.