A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person bent on calling other people, places, and things, by names other than what they are. Most names given to these nouns are subtle descriptions in a negative format.
Person 1: My "stinking" life sucks. (Person then trips and falls to ground) Hey you "idiot" football player, I just tripped over this "stupid" football of yours. Why don't you and your "moron" friends go play in a burning building. Football Player: I'm going to beat you up...you "NAME CALLER" Female: Stop it, I will date you both. Dog: Woof woof, bark! Person 1: "Retarded" Dog!