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Nasal sex

when you shove your balls up someones nose and jizz in their eyes

So i went to the bar and had Nasal sex with a nigward and that shit was fire

by #dickliquor March 31, 2020

nasal sex

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"

Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose

by lucothefish October 02, 2007

Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose

that gnome gave her nasal sex

by Dr. Livingston April 07, 2008

nasal sex

sexual intercourse with the penis into the nostril.
sexual intercourse with the nose into the vagina.

I'd sure like to have nasal sex with that pakistani girl

by HondaHomie07 April 25, 2004

nasal sex

originally developed in neolithic times, nasal sex did not come into popularity until the recnet body modification craze whereas people were more inclined to enlarge various cavities of their bodies.
the penis is inserted into the nose, and thrusted until one's thick hot jizm spews onto the receiver's brains, known as getting some "hot brains". typically those of african, italian and/or jewish descent are popular within the nasally sexual set.

"i fucked her ass then got the hottest brains until the shit came out of her eyeballs, yo!"

by XephonTiNemal August 29, 2004

nasal sex

The act of sexual relations involving the nose

He stuck his nose in my pussy

by Spanner O Toole September 15, 2003

nasal sex

sticking your peepee in someone's nose

i felt horny that day so i stuck my cock in her nose

by Masta Peepee December 10, 2003