A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people
Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.
On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.
Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh