A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!
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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"
Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?
skyla- whats tomorrow?
jimmy- national masturbation day!
June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together
It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!
Man, Ricky today is National Masturbate Day ! Let’s beat our meats together!
April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!
A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"
"cool"