Country Dictionary

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have a nice day

When used in Brittain, this phrase actually means "Fuck You"

Have a nice day! *followed by the up yours two fingers*

by laladoodida July 16, 2008

Have a nice day

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.

Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.

by Xodusprime March 19, 2008

Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".

After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."

by HarryStamper1324 March 20, 2018

Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.

"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"

by acb November 15, 2005

have a nice day

the catchphrase used by mick foley's late 90's persona mankind

after mick came to vist mr.mcmanhon in the hospital he told vince to have a nice day

by anthony keiser August 31, 2006

Totally Nice Day

Dog whistle used by racist neo nazis. The acronym TND means Total N*gger Death and totally nice day is used to disguise the acronym.

Neonazi: Go have a Totally Nice Day

Sane person: Go fuck yourself

by 0therwise June 26, 2023