A fork of Rural Dictionary
Likes to eat raw mango deer jerky. She can be used many ways ;) . #milfnation
Nick: hey guy wyd? You: nicks mom duh
A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.
The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.
Just a bitch Yep There’s no sex joke I’m serious, she’s just a bitch
Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today Person 2: Figuratively or literally? Person 1: Both Person 2: Damn. Been there bro
When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy. You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.
Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong. Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that
A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.
Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!