A fork of Rural Dictionary
An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."
"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."
Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.
"I got laid last night!"
"Nigga please."
When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.
Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.
Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.
Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"
LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"
a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.
person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.
person B: you still got a busted ass grill!
person A: nigga please