Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ninky nonk

A silly insult that you can call that stupid friend that lives under a rock

No Clarissa you fucking Ninky nonk AirPods are earphones not shoes

by NolanDolanIsBae June 09, 2019

Ninky Nonk

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.

Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!

by Joshannia February 18, 2011

Ninky Nonk

1) Ninky nonk is a character from the greatest fucking show of all time (In the night garden).

2) It's a funny way to insult someone without the use of vulgar language

1) Ninky Nonk is like the best character ever
2) Lad 1: You sir are a Ninky Nonk

Lad 2: Well... um... your mum gay *Runs away crying realising he's a fucking failure who got destroyed by an innocent insult*

by BigBlackNinkyNonk January 26, 2018

Ninky-Nonk

One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.

Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*

by justasmolbean October 15, 2019

ninki nonk

An insult to use when your friend is being a dick

Your a fuckin ninki nonk u helicopter

by Strictest May 07, 2021

Ninky Nonk

A silly boi busting it down Ninky nonk style

You little Ninky Nonk

by JustRhys123 July 28, 2023

ninky nonk

a silly silly person

oi that lewis is a proper ninky nonk

by ejsl May 19, 2021