A fork of Rural Dictionary
Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."
Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.
Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."
Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!